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  • sam_hoosier
    11-27 04:30 PM
    My 485 is pending with receipt date of Aug 9th, 2007 . It looks like my company is going to layoff a large # of employees. What is the best possible route to take should I lose my job now?

    Pls help.
    Thanks.

    Best possible route is to move to EAD with your current employer, then look for another job and switch job once you get something else.





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  • newlife2
    09-19 10:16 PM
    Guys, I was just laid off and have efiled i539 3 days after the termination date for a status change to F2. Now working on the application letter. Do you think I should mention the layoff in the letter?

    If I do mention it:

    Con: The layoff might quickly catch the eyes of the immigration officer and if he want to check my status, he could find out the 3 days OOS.

    Pro: My previous job was well paid. By mentioning it, I give the reason that why I want to stay at home as F2 instead of keeping the well paid job.


    I guess I will mention it in the letter to explain the whole situation and hope everything will be all right. Let me know if anybody disagrees asap, I will mail out the stuff with in next two days.





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  • kondur_007
    05-13 01:34 PM
    Thanks to all of you! Such a wonderful discussion.

    So now can my husband port his PD as well? How does the priority date swap? What process have people gone through to do this effectively?

    The most effective way is to ask for old PD on the new I 140. There is a box on form I 140 that asks for prior approved I 140 and PD on that (if you want to retain it). download the form and see it for yourself.

    It can also be done at 485 stage, but much easier to do at 140 stage.

    Make sure to insert the same A number that came with old I 140.

    Good Luck.





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  • vamsi_poondla
    01-18 03:41 PM
    Folks...This is not another Motley Fools Newsletter that promises $1 Million for $100 you invest. This is reality.. Something Green you can lay hands on....and spend it for buying your darling son his favorite bike or diamond ear rings for your lovely wife or a new HDTV system to your living room.

    Read below and find it yourselves

    A) What does it cost for average family of 3 for EAD and AP renewals?
    EAD Renewal Fees Form I-765 - $340
    AP - Renewal - $305
    Document Mailing/Correspondence - $ 30
    Photographs cost - $24
    ------------------------------------------
    Total per person - $699
    ------------------------------------------
    For 3 years, $2097/ person
    ------------------------------------------
    For 3 applicants in a family - $6291
    ------------------------------------------
    Driving Fees Renewal 3 times - $120 per family
    If you have a foreign-born son/ daughter - add another $915 for the AP Document fees
    New I-9 forms to employer and all other mess $10
    Time to do all the document prep work for 3 years - at least 4 hours. For consultants 4 hours is something like $250 income.


    B) Contrast this with the effort to participate in the IV Campaign..
    Time that will take to write these letters - 30 minutes
    Stamp and Envelope Cost - $2


    Which is better? Red or Green. Do the math yourselves and see the truth.

    Finish the letter and post this weekend itself.... Don't give away your hard earned money to some agency which devised a rule when GCs were coming within 8 months of filing I-485. Let us fight and fix such rules..

    Campaign Link http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=16506
    Tracking Link http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=16595



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  • harsh
    11-20 04:03 PM
    Alabaman, techy2468 and other bama residents, as suggested by admin, I think it is a good idea to exchange each others contact info. I am willing to keep a list of all members from alabama so that in the event we need to contact members, it will be easier. I will send you guys a PM with my contact info. So please forward your contact info to me.

    Thanks





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  • coopheal
    02-11 06:46 AM
    I'm in my sixth year and didn't even apply for labor. Let the company apply my labor thn I will be active in ur initiatives.

    Please consider this an initiative for yourself. Your contribution to IV is not for helping me but its for helping yourself.

    Best luck in getting labor filed.



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  • superdude
    08-01 04:54 PM
    I hope they look at the post mark date. We can not even trust FedEx now. These things do happen. Its very sad to hear this
    Response for my RFE on 140 was supposed to be sent in by today. My Law office sent in the resposne using FEDEX overnight yesterday. I come to work in the moring and check the status of FEDEX and it says it is still in transit. I call the fedex office with tracking number and they say there was a big technical problem and hydraulic leak in the plane that was supposed to carry my response. Fedex says they will try to deliver by after mailroom closes today and they are ready to issue a letter stating that its their mistake. Do you guys think my response will be accepted tomorrow or I get a NOID for my 140? My lawyer says that if FEDEX trys to deliver it by today and they fail we should be ok or if they issue NOID we can always rebut back with letter from FEDEX and open a MTR .. any one of you guys have any such experience. I dont want to blame any one here excpet my luck in the whole process.

    Any input guys .. I really dont know what to do .. I am almost half paralyzed , I am in 6th year of my H1 and ends in december ..and my PD is Sep 2004 .

    Guys any input is appreciated ..





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  • logiclife
    07-09 12:48 PM
    Immigration Voice cannot have individual cases that seek funds or help. Its just not the policy. If we allow that then we would have entire message board with just that issue as everyone has problems and some have more severe problems than others. We sympathize with everyone's issue but we cannot cater to individual cases as an organization.

    The organization has to restrict its goals and set the priorities on what messages and issues get homepage attention.

    Good luck Vinay. Sorry to cut this short.



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  • Maverick1
    08-13 11:17 AM
    OCI's can work without visa. ALL PIO's are eligible for OCI.

    Beg to differ. All PIOs are not eligible for OCI. There are different requirements for OCI than PIO.

    Say for example you are still on H1 or GC and your minor child is a citizen of USA by birth, your child is not eligible for OCI. They will be eligible for OCI when they are a major or when you become a US citizen.





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  • amulchandra
    05-10 02:16 PM
    Actually I am using IE.

    Thank you

    Indira



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  • LongJourny
    01-20 06:10 PM
    Hi,

    I was working for a company A and filed for h1 transfer through company b. I was able to transfer successfully. However, Company A realised that some how and fired me immediately. because of this I had to leave this company A before even I start working for Company B. As an Example, Company A termininated by job on august 23 rd and I started workin for the company B from August 31. I have filed, h1 transfer, while working for Company A and got approved.

    I have been working for company for over a period of 3 years, got stamped once after wards, and also renewed my H1. Now I needs to get it stamped. I need to mention my previous employment history with dates along with employment letters in DS-156 form. Now I am afraid if they might reject my visa. Can you please help me understand my situation and offer any suggestion. thanks in advance





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  • jmafonseca
    November 21st, 2004, 01:36 PM
    Hi guys, thanks for the replies.

    I had the camera sent to Nikon for diagnosis last week, they wrote me an email just a few days back saying my power module had problems and it needed to be replaced. I requested they return the problematic power module so I could send it to an engineer friend of mine for examination. I'll let you guys know if I find anything new.

    Just 4 days ago Tantrik wrote me a message saying the same happened to him. I wonder if this is a problem with the D70 model because I've never seen Nikon equipment break so easily and I honestly did not expect to hear the same happened to someone else.

    Plus, as I explained, I did nothing to cause the problem. The camera laid there for a few days and when I turned it back on it was already bad.

    Total Cost for fix : U$ 300.00

    Nikon USA said they'd replace the camera for me but I bought it in Brazil. The local Nikon people charged me the above fee to fix it. Down here a D70 costs between U$ 2300,00 and even U$ 4000.00 in some shops. So the fix is worth it.

    If this is a structural problem with the D70 I will sell it and move to Canon. I just don't want to believe Nikon is making such disposable equipment.

    The camera was not purchased from the gray market and I have a proper tax receit with it.

    Thanks again for the replies and please let me know if you find anything else about this problem.

    Best regards,
    Jose



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  • a_yaja
    01-21 08:45 AM
    Can soneone help me with this question.....please....

    My husband is on H1B and I'm on Ead.....both of us have expired I-94 stamps.....we are planing to go to our home country this year...we want to apply for advance parole......my question is.....can we enter U.S both of us with AD?
    I read on Uscis website that you need to have personal reason in order to go to your country while I-485 is pending....and you have to prove your personal reason.....is that true....we want only to visit our parents.

    Thanks in advance!

    Visiting your parents is a humanitarian reason. Anyways, as vin13 mentioned, they will usually not ask any questions. My wife and I came back from Jamaica after a vacation in Dec. 2008 and no one asked us any questions.





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  • ilikekilo
    06-07 05:45 PM
    I am surprised with this thread. There is no Deadline for employemnt based GC (this was mentioned by Sen. Robert (Bob) Men�ndez,NJ when requesting to move the FB deadline which is clearly mentioned in the bill as May 01, 2005) . Please read the summary and text carefully.

    Summary:
    First five years
    Total number of merit-based green cards includes sum of:
    a.) First five fiscal years have same number of green cards as made available to EB category in 2005. This number is 246,878.
    b.) Any visa number not used by family based category.
    How the total number will be divided between Current system and new merit-based system and Y visa holders --
    - 10,000 (or more) reserved for exceptional aliens under �Y� visa category.
    - 90,000 (exactly 90,000 � not more not less) for backlogged (pending or approved I-140 applications). Currently, this number is 140,000.
    - Remaining possibly goes to new merits system. Until the merits system is ready for accepting petitions, the Y visa holders probably get a shot at this since the clause says �No more than 10,000� � leaving room to let it go up from 10,000 to whatever is left.

    and the TEXT of the Bill
    �(A) for the first five fiscal years shall be equal to the
    33 number of immigrant visas made available to aliens
    34 seeking immigrant visas under section 203(b) of this
    35 Act for fiscal year 2005, plus any immigrant visas
    36 not required for the class specified in (c), of which:
    37 (i) at least 10,000 will be for exceptional aliens
    38 in nonimmigrant status under section
    39 101(a)(15)(Y); and
    40 (ii) 90,000 will be for aliens who were the
    41 beneficiaries of an application that was pending
    42 or approved at the time of the effective date of
    43 this section, per Section 502(d) of the [Insert
    44 title of Act] ( Act not the bill)

    (c) EFFECTIVE DATE.�The amendments made by this section shall take
    11 effect on the first day of the fiscal year subsequent to the fiscal year of
    12 enactment.


    So a bill becomes law only after signed by the president, and the effective date could be Oct 01, 2007 if not Oct 01, 2008.

    So all the I-140 filed on of before Effective date are considered as pending!!

    I don't know why even lawyers are getting confused here!:confused:

    ok veni..stop geeting surprised and pl contribute for your sake



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  • deepikak
    03-25 04:50 PM
    I have voted for all the questions posted on legal immigration which speaks about our issues.
    Please do participate , this is a golden chance to get our voice heard.
    I have also posted a question about the same , you can also vote for this question.
    Legal immigrants pay more taxes with no benefits ,waiting for GC for more than 10 +yrs ,aspiring to own a home with their savings but cant buy as they cant get GC .do something like visa recapture, allow us to file for AOS irespective of their PD."
    Indian, atlanta,ga:)





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  • copsmart
    02-01 09:15 AM
    The worst meter I have ever seen is the Chennai Auto rickshaw meter. :D
    Your electric meter is much tampered than that! Congratulations!!! Your meter broke the record!

    BTW, did you check the meter reading?
    The guy who collected the reading might have noted a wrong number. Probably, he noted the numbers from the adjacent meter. :)



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  • mlkedave
    03-08 12:40 PM
    Dark Child has no votes, someones gotta vote for him, hes got a really good layout.
    yeah i thought it was gonna be between him, paddy, and me





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  • seahawks
    07-26 08:42 AM
    I was able to find this phrase, please check the context from the link provided.

    "Where the beneficiary has been counted against the quota during the past six years, and never been out of the US for more than one year during the past six years, a petition is exempt."

    http://www.hooyou.com/news/news060906h1b.html





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  • gotgc?
    09-16 06:13 PM
    Hi,

    Here is my case specifics:
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    1. Filed PERM EB3 LC - PD:01/2006 - Approved.
    2. Filed EB3 I-140 using LC Sub from my company(company's policy..) - 06/2006 - was pending
    3. Filed I-485 using pending LC Sub I-140 - 07/2007
    4. Second I-140 Filed - 01/2008 based on my original PERM LC.
    5. Second I-140 - Approved - 02/2008
    6. Attorney sent AILA Request last month on my pending I-140. Got AILA Response as below
    "Talked with the I-140 senior officer this afternoon about this case. We both reviewed the I-140 and the issue with the substitution of the labor cert. It appears that the individual that had the labor cert originally, adjusted off of it. Therefore, we can not substitute it again for the individual listed below. I believe that he has one I-140 already approved and will have to stay with that priority date. Have a good weekend."
    7. Based on this, my attorney told me that my first I-140 will be denied soon; but she said that my AOS will continue to be active based on my approved I-140.

    8. As my attorney said, Today, I got an CRIS email saying that my LC Sub I-140 is denied.

    I have couple of questions now:

    1. I am worried about my I-485 since my wofe is working on EAD. My understanding is that if your I-140 is denied, then your I-485 is denied too. But, my lawyer says that since I have an approved I140, they will use that and she is quoting the AILA Response email also. Is it true? or she is just convincing me with her lies.

    2. I can continue to check the status of my I-485. But, how can I verify my AOS is now tied with my approved I-140? Interestingly, my AP Renewal is approved yesterday and notice mailed (a day before my I-140 denial)

    Please let me know guys. Your help would be greatly appreciated.

    Thanks





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